The Match You Didn’t Realize You’ve Always Wanted


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Can-Am’s description of Cameron Matthews-directed ‘Body Chopped and Sleepered 1‘ is totally right: this is “the match you didn’t realize you’ve always wanted”. Yes, at the beginning the title left me scratching my head too. I did get the ‘Sleepered’ part; that is usually the reason why I would watch ANY match. But ‘Body Chopped’? Am I interested in watching that? In all honesty, I had an inner debate about watching this or not, but finally it was the name ‘Matt Maverick’ what tipped the scale in favor and afterwards I was really glad I did.

The opening set-up is the classical one-upmanship scenario we love about pro wrestling. Nick Justice arrives to the Can-Am ring to find Matt Maverick practicing his chopping skills against a turnbuckle. Nick offers Matt some advice on how to improve his chop, but we quickly find out it was all a hoax, as Nick’s practice chop goes directly to the hunk’s neck with reckless force. From then and up until the very end it is a cruel battle which will test not only the strength with which these men can hit each other but their ability to absorb and endure almost 20 minutes of strikes and oxygen shortage.

While these giants chop each other virtually everywhere, hair pulling, low blows, scissors and slams are ensure this does not turn into a repetitive affair. And so does the running commentary by cocky Nick, who keeps the match flowing with his masterful taunting and heelish behavior. The chops turn out to be so sexy thanks to the wrestler’s magnificent selling and it’s strategic use as a tool to bring each other down. Then they are usually followed by a knock out attempt, each time with different kind of sleeper hold which will leave you guessing not only who is going to be the winner but how he will be finished.

This match is nowhere to being 50/50. It is much closer to 70/30, with the softer giant owning the ripped stud for the most part, which in my opinion makes it all even hotter. But what happens at the end? That is for you to find out! What I can tell you is that, just as I did, you will not regret basking in the high quality visuals of the Can-Am On Demand platform to watch the unexpectedly sexy show put by these two talented pro wrestlers. The only thing I’d have changed is the, not one, but two trunks Nick is wearing underneath his purple speedos, as well as those damned black trunks that don’t help to showcase Matt’s ass-ets the way they deserve. Otherwise, with this title Can-Am shows everyone how far a simple idea can go with good execution a little bit of imagination.

‘Body Chopped and Sleepered 1’ is also available on DVD at the Can-Am Storefinaldot

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Me sorprendí al entrar a Can-Am.tv hace dos días como parte de la última revisión de la lista de los lanzamientos de octubre. Tres nuevos lanzam… momento, ¿no es ese…? ¿Kharn Alexander? ¡Si, lo es! ¡Es tiempo para una reseña de última hora!

I was surprised when I visited Can-Am.tv two days ago as a final check before publishing the list of releases for October. Three new relea… wait a minute. Isn’t that? Kharn Alexander? Yes it is! It’s time for a flash review!

El muy prácticamente títulado “Cheap Shots & Low Blows 1” (Trucos Sucios y Golpes Bajos 1)  no le dio elección a mi subconsciente porque antes de darme cuenta ya había sacado la tarjeta de crédito y estaba comprando más minutos sólo para ver esta joyita. La lucha es dirigida por nadie más que Cameron Matthews y fue publicada bajo la marca Cyberfights de Can-Am Wrestling. Su contenido no necesita mucha explicación, es una lucha marcada por los golpes bajos. Verán, hace una semana atrás Cameron Matthews lanzó un vídeo titulado “My nuts, bro!” siguiendo el tema de golpes bajos y también protagonizado por Kharn Alexander (bajo el nombre K.A.R.N). En ese vídeo, Kharn domina a gusto su oponente sin muchas consecuencias. Mi primera impresión es que esto era otra versión de la misma historia.

The very practically titled “Cheap Shots & Low Blows 1” didn’t give much of an option to my subconscious, because before I knew it I was whipping out my credit card and buying more minutes just to see this little gem. The match is directed by no one else than Cameron Matthews and was released under the Cyberfights brand of Can-Am Wrestling. Its contents do not need much of an explanation; it is a match full of low blows. You see, a couple of days ago, Cameron released a video titled “My nuts, bro!” based on the same theme and also starring Kharn Alexander (under the name of K.A.R.N.). On that video, Kharn dominates his victim at his will without much consequences. My first impression was that this match was another version of the same script.

Pero no, en esta producción ambos luchadores toman turnos castigando su hombría. Todo comienza con Kharn haciendo unos provocativos “tiger push-ups” mientras Nick lo observa desde el ringside. Nick sube al ring y le cuestiona sobre lo que está haciendo. Kharn le responde: “Yoga”. Asumiendo que Kharn podría estar haciendo algo más para mejorar sus técnicas en el ring Nick le ofrece enseñarle algunas movidas. Pero cuando Nick rodea con sus brazos la cintura de Kharn desde atrás, y se acerca demasiado, Kharn decide acabar la lección con una patada a las partes nobles. De ahí en adelante, ambos comienzan a tomar turnos en castigarse y no sólo con golpes bajos. Sólo uno sale del ring al final, pero cualquiera que sea lo hace cojeando del dolor.

But no, on this production both wrestlers take their turns receiving punishment on their groin area. Everything starts with Kharn, who is doing some tiger push-ups while Nick observes from ringside. Nick steps up to the ring and questions him about what he is doing. Kharn dryly responds “yoga”. Assuming Kharn could do more to improve his ring technique, Nick offers to show him some moves. But when Nick comes too close after wrapping his arms around Kharn’s waist, Kharn decides to end the lesson early with a back kick to Nick’s groin. From then, they both take turns into punishing each other, and just to be clear, not only with low blows. At the end, only one walks out of the ring, but whoever it is, he does leave the ring limping with pain. 

Lo Mejor (es lo más sexy) The Highlights (are the sexiest thing too) 

Lo que sabía antes de ver este video es que lo mejor de la lucha también sería lo más sexy. Kharn Alexander es la razón por la cual le añadí 110 minutos a mi cuenta de pague por ver. Él es otro de esos tipos lindos y tatuados de los que les hablé hace un par de entradas atrás, del tipo que me vuelve loco. He seguido a Kharn por algunos meses luego de descubrirlo en otro blog y tan pronto me di cuenta que vería a este espécimen rodando de dolor  en la lona de sabía que iba a disfrutar de este vídeo. Lo mejor (y lo más sexy) es ver a otro de estos tipos imponentes no sólo siendo dominante sino también siendo vulnerable.

Even before watching, I knew that the best thing about this video was also going to be the sexiest thing too. Kharn Alexander is the reason why I added 110 minutes to my pay-per-view account. He is another of those handsome tatted guys I talked to you about a couple of entries ago. Yes, that typecast that drives me crazy. I have followed Kharn for a couple of months now after being introduced to him in another blog. And as soon as I realized I was going to see this specimen rolling on the ring floor holding his crotch in pain, I knew this was going to be a treat. The best (and sexiest) thing is to see another of this imposing guys not only being dominant, but being vulnerable too.

Y pueden darme a Nick Justice en en cualquier momento y no tampoco me quejo. No estará tan cortado como su oponente, pero Nick le gana en personalidad y carisma. El tipo tiene verborrea y se encarga de dominar a Kharn no sólo física sino también mentalmente. Y como les conté, no todo es golpes bajos en esta lucha. También vemos humillaciones de otra manera:

And you can give me Nick Justice any time and I’ll gladly keep him. He may not be as ripped as his opponent, but Nick wins in the personality department.  The guy talks a mean game and makes sure to dominate Kharn no only physically but mentally as well. Don’t miss out him belting a Cher song while keeping Kharn in a fig-4 hold! And as I said before, not everything is low blows in this match. We also have other forms of humiliation:

Como si esto no fuera suficiente les comento que mientras la lucha progresa y siguen ocurriendo los reversos, el castigo se vuelve más cruel:

As if this wasn’t enough I warn you that as match goes the punishment becomes more cruel: 

Y mi parte preferida: al minuto 4:45 viene una de las mejores imágenes de la lucha con Nick aplastando la hombría de Kharn mientras lo tiene atrapado en la esquina.

And my favorite part: at the mark of 4:45 comes one of the best images of the match, with Nick crushing Kharn’s manhood while he has him trapped in a corner.

En Conclusión  The Bottom Line

Aún con un final poco entusiasta, espero que esta lucha sea lanzada en formato DVD o On-Demand y pronto, porque va directo a mi colección. No sorprende que este material venga del ahora productor Cameron Matthews. Si Cameron… necesitamos hablar de él.

Even with a bit of an underwhelming finale, I’m waiting for this match to be released on DVD or On-Demand and soon, because it’s going right into my collection. It is not surprising this material comes from the wrestler-turned-producer Cameron Matthews. Yes, Cameron… we need to talk about him. 

Cheap Shots & Low Blows 1 al momento sólo está disponible en el sistema pague-por-ver de Can-Am Wrestling, Can-Am.tv y Cyberfights.tv pero pronto debe estar disponible para ser alquilada o comprada a través de CanAmOnDemand.com y la tienda de Can-Am.

Cheap Shots & Low Blows 1 is available only through Can-Am Wrestling pay-per-view system Can-Am.tv  and Cyberfights.tv for now, but should be available soon for rent or to buy through CanAmOnDemand.com and the Can-Am store. finaldot

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