Everyone’s favorite tag team is back! Team Brash narrowly survived their encounter against Austin Cooper and Zack Johnathan and now returns with much more confidence to take on their next victims. Colt Stevens and Tyson Matthews have already had their asses handed to them by these twi. Dash almost ate Colt while Tyson was pulverized by Bruce in their respective matches. So… why the fuck did they thought it was a good idea to stand on a ring against these men again?! Ahhh… they joy of low-IQ wrestlers and the evil minds behind RHW. I can truly picture the RHW bosses malevolently grinning as soon as these losers signed up for the match.
To make things worse for the poor victims, Dash and Bruce seem to have picked up a few things from their last appearance. Their bond seems to be strengthened by the close call they experienced a few weeks ago. They both seem more comfortable cheering each other on and more synced as they work over the helpless chumps. My concern about their first appearance is now erased, as they both seem more supportive, driven and focused as they quickly shut down every advance their pesky opponents try to mount.
This is definitely a squash, but the big guys don’t end up unscathed though. In fact, in both rounds Dash and Bruce are treated to some cruel punishment by Colt and Tyson. It is always nice to see the big guys being vulnerable. At times I even get confused if I like Dash and Bruce better when they are getting their asses kicked. But it would be delusional to think Colt and Tyson had a true chance to win this. I don’t think they ever gain or maintain control for more than one minute. Colt is fast sweeping the big boys off their feet and Tyson, well, he does what he can the few times he is lucky enough to slip out of their claws. But the truth is that they don’t have any business here, and what we all want to see is how the muscle gods break them.
Some pointers on what to look out for: don’t miss out what seems to be an authentic slap from Colt to Bruce at 7:30 (check Bruce’s reaction), Dash’s sadistic on-the-mat and on-the-air choking of Colt starting at 8:53, a nice view of Dash’s package as Tyson Boston-crabs him at 14:45, Dash’s 2:30 minutes demolition of Tyson by the end of the match and Bruce’s bulge in those light blue square cuts throughout all the match.
And of course the most important thing: the last images of a sweaty Team Brash celebrating their triumph with a bro hug and some side-by-side posing after the last submission, enough to confirm their bromance and making us fall in love with them once again! MORE PLEASE!