KOTR 3: The Story So Far…

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Many of you may already know the story but to truly understand what are the stakes in next week’s King of the Ring match I’m going to refresh our collective memory of the events leading up to it.

Muchos de ustedes ya conocen la historia, para realmente comprender que es lo que está en juego en la lucha King of the Ring de la próxima semana voy a refrescar nuestra memoria colectiva de los eventos que nos llevan a ella.

Everything started back in August, when Alex Waters was facing Gage Cardona in a singles match. Gage was being trashed around the ring… until Ethan Andrews showed up looking out for his protegé. Never backing down from a challenge, Alex invited Ethan to the ring thinking he could take on the two of them at the same time.

Todo comenzó allá en agosto pasado cuando Alex Waters se enfrentaba a Gage Cardona en una lucha individual. Gage estaba recibiendo una paliza… hasta que Ethan Andrews llegó al ring velando por le bienestar de su protegido. Nunca dejando pasar un reto, Alex invitó a Ethan al ring creyendo que podía hacerse cargo de los dos a la vez. 

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But unluckily for Alex, his dominance didn’t last even one more second. Once Ethan placed a foot inside the ring, he was doomed…

Pero desafortunadamente para Alex, su dominio no duró ni un segundo más. Una vez Ethan puso un pie dentro del ring, la suerte estaba echada…

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Then back in November, Alex Waters recruited Dash Decker to form the “Dream Team” with the sole purpose to seek vengeance over the lanky guys, who now called themselves the “Green Team”.

Luego en Noviembre, Alex Waters reclutó a Dash Decker para formar el “Equipo de Ensueño”, con el único propósito de buscar venganza sobre los dos flacuchos, quienes ahora se llamaban el “Equipo Verde”.

It was a spectacular match, that took all them to the extreme…

Fue una lucha espectacular, que los llevó a todos al extremo…

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…but ultimately the skinny bad boys, lead by the experience of Ethan Andrews, had their way over the muscle boys. 

…pero al final los chichos malos se impusieron, liderados por la experiencia de Ethan Andrews, haciendo lo que querían con los musculosos.

Not happy with ending Dash undefeated streak, and as if victory wasn’t enough, they decided to turn the losers into human punching bags in one of the most humiliating post-match celebration ever seen at RHW.

No contentos con terminar con la racha invicta de Dash, y como si la victoria no fuera suficiente, ellos decidieron convertir a los perdedores en bolsas humanas de pegada en una de las celebraciones de victoria más humillantes jamás vistas en RHW.

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One month later, and still at odds, Alex Waters and Dash Decker decided to settle who was the best bodybuilder in RHW by fighting in a King of the Ring match. The match went on to its full extent with 5 rounds of action and turns that left us speechless…

Un mes después, y con gran riña entre ellos, Alex Waters y Dash Decker decidieron aclarar quién era el mejor fisiculturista en RHW luchando en una lucha estilo King of the Ring. La lucha se extendió al máximo de 5 rounds de acción y giros que nos dejaron sin aliento…

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…as we saw how one of them came from behind to break his opponent…

…mientras vimos como uno de estos luchadores vino de atrás para destruir su oponente…

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… to become the new King of the Ring and “the future” of RHW!

¡…y convertise en el nuevo Rey del Ring y “el futuro” de RHW!

Yes, Dash Decker won the last King of the Ring match and now Ethan Andrews wants to take his crown.

Si, Dash Decker ganó la pasada edición de King of the Ring y ahora Ethan Andrews quiere tener su corona.

While Dash wants to defend his title and avenge his only defeat, Ethan will try to destroy Dash’s perfect record in singles matches and probably humiliate him once again to prove why he deserves the ultimate distinction in RHW.

Mientras Dash quiere defender su título y vengarse de su única derrota, Ethan tratará de destruir el récord perfecto de Dash en luchas individuales y probablemente humillarlo una vez má para probar porque se merece la distinción más importante dentro de RHW.

Be ready to find out what happens, when King of the Ring 3: Ethan Andrews vs Dash Decker is released this next Wednesday, April 22, 2015.

Estén listos para conocer que pasará, cuando King of the Ring 3: Ethan Andrews vs Dash Decker sea lanzada el próximo miércoles, abril 22 de 2015.

And don’t forget to keep voting to let everyone know in which side you are on!

¡Y sigan votan para saber en que lado están! finaldot

10 Best Things About: Alex Waters vs Bruce Ballard


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Here are the 10 best things about Rock Hard Wrestling (RHW) latest release: the muscle collision between Alex Waters vs Bruce Ballard:

Aquí las 10 mejores cosas sobre la más reciente lucha de Rock Hard Wrestling: la colisión de músculos entre Alex Waters vs Bruce Ballard:

1. You can cross this one out of “The List”. Podemos tachar ésta de “La Lista”.

“The List” is what I call the group of dream match-ups that I, as a good hardcore RWH fan, fantasize about. I bet you also have one of these lists and I double my bet on the fact that this match-up was very close to the the top of it too.

“La Lista” es lo que yo llamó el grupo de luchas de ensueño con las que yo, como gran fanático de RHW, fantaseo. Apuesto a que ustedes también tienen una de esas listas, y redoblo mi apuesta en el hecho de que esta lucha esta bastante cerca de tope la misma. 

2. Muscles, muscles & more muscles! ¡Músculos, músculos y más músculos!

Wherever you look at, there are always pounds and pounds of beautiful and powerful muscle to enjoy!

¡A donde quiera que mires verás libras y libras de músculos bellos y poderosos para disfrutar!

3. Bruce sporting a “bit” more revealing trunks! ¡Las trusas más reveladoras de Bruce!

Do I need to say more??! You will probably lose yourself watching “Mr. Thunder-thighs” in all his glory.

¡¿!¿Necesito decir más?!?! Probablemente te perderás lo demaás viendo a “Mr. Thunder-thighs” en todo su esplendor.

4. Bicep’s galore. Biceps en abundancia.

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There is easily more than 10 biceps poses for your pleasure. Double bi’s, single bicep, alternating biceps, you choose your favorite!

Hay fácilmente más de 10 poses de biceps a través de toda la lucha para nuestra admiración. Biceps dobles, sencillo, alternado, ¡tú escoges tu favorito!

5. Alex’s multiple crotch grabs…. Los múltiples agarres de paquetón de Alex…

Alex grabs his crotch repeatedly throughout the match. In fact this is the second “grab” in this post alone. May be this will become a signature move? We hope so!

Alex se agarra el bulto repetidamente a través de toda la lucha. De hecho este es su segundo “agarre” en esta entrada solamente. ¿Tal vez se convierta su nuevo movimiento característico? ¡Ojalá! 

6.  ..and him being as arrogant as ever. … y él siendo tan arrogante como siempre.

The most arrogant being in RHW roster doesn’t shut up for the whole 35 minutes… and I love it!

El ser más arrogante en el róster de RHW no se calla en todos los 35 minutos… ¡y a mi me encanta!

7. But for every time Alex does his thing Bruce returns the favor. Pero cada vez que Alex hace de las suyas, Bruce le devuelve el favor.

Like a boss! ¡Como el jefe!

8. Bruce being brutalized. Bruce siendo brutalizado.

In a must-watch segment lasting 2 full minutes, Bruce is brutalized by Alex in one of the ring corner in what’s one of the highlights of the match.

En un segmento de 2 minutos completos que nadie se debe perder, Bruce es brutalmente golpeado en una de las esquinas del ring en lo que es uno de los mejores momentos de la lucha.

9. The competitiveness of it all. La competitividad sobre todo.

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All in all, this is a competitive match that pins two very similar wrestlers in terms of style. That means a lot of excitement and an unpredictable finish that will have you at the edge of your seat. These two wrestlers come from rebound victories after being the victims of some really frustrating defeats. It will be interesting how their stories move forward as one of them ends up back again in the first step to climb up the RHW ladder.

Dentro de todo, esta es una lucha competitiva que pone a dos luchadores con estilos muy parecidos contra si. Eso significa bastante expectativa y un final impredecible que los mantendrá al borde de la silla. Ambos luchadores vienen de sendas victorias luego de ser víctimas de frustrantes derrotas. Será interesante como sus historias continuarán cuando uno de ellos sea devuelto de nuevo al primer escalón de la escalera de RHW.

10. This is half of what will probably be the best-selling RHW DVD of all-time! ¡Esto es sólo la mitad de lo que probablemente será el DVD mejor vendido de RHW!

Did you read what other match you are going to get if you order this match DVD?  Read for yourself:

¿Ya leyeron que otra lucha van a obtener si ordenan esta lucha en DVD? Léelo por ti mismo:

  • Ethan Andrews vs Dash Decker (King of the Ring Match) 
    Bad boy, street punk Ethan has been on a roll lately…  he’s been primed to take on Dash in a singles match up for a while, and he get’s his opportunity in this King of the Ring best 3 out of 5 rounds match… This match is going to be an instant classic!
  • Ethan Andrews vs Dash Decker (King of the Ring Match)
    El chico malo Ethan ha tenido una buena racha últimamente… se ha preparado para enfrentarse a Dash en una lucha personal desde hace un tiempo, y ahora tiene su oportunidad en esta lucha “King of the Ring” con formato el mejor 3 de 5 caídas… ¡Esta lucha será un clásico instantáneo! 

I’m more of a download guy, but if you pre-order this DVD you are probably going to receive one of the best DVD’s ever been produced by RHW. And of course I’m all over this, so get ready for your special Exclusive Coverage at La Sustancia P!

A mi me gustan más los ‘downloads’, pero si pre-ordenan este DVD probablemente recibirán uno de los mejores DVD jamás producidos por RHW. Y por supuesto, ya estoy encima de todo esto, así que prepárense para su Cobertura Exclusiva, ¡aquí en La Sustancia P! finaldot

Prof. Waters


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After three humiliating defeats in a row, anyone would have thought Alex Waters could have lost his way. It doesn’t seem that way though, as we see him in his usual mood in the opening scene of his latest match. Relaxed, cocky and arrogant, it appears he enrolled unlucky Tyson Matthews as his student on the first ever course of RHW’s School of Hard Knocks. If you think about it, it could be RHW’s way to give Alex a chance to release some of that built-up frustration. If only Tyson knew…

“This is Wrestling 101. My name is Alex… I never lose” he cockily says to the blonde stud. Tyson snubs the veteran’s lessons calling them “pathetic” even when it takes him at least three seconds to stand-up after a hip toss. The fight is on after Tyson disrespectfully throws away the instructional whiteboard with the day’s learning points. Oh Tyson, you chose to learn the hard way.

Alex starts reviewing the basics by taking the blonde through his list of moves while belittling the taller guy with his trademark banter. Only a slip of Alex gives Tyson the chance to try and teach the professor of this course the “proper” way to do a full nelson. But the new guy doesn’t seem to be a quick learner. In fact, is like he didn’t learn much from his previous two drubbings and it takes just a second of a mental lapse for him to lose control of the match.

As the wrestlers heat up and Alex finds himself again, were are treated to another destruction at the hands of ‘The Fratboy’. At the end, just as we expected it, Tyson pays the ultimate price for trying to outwit his professor. Just be ready for the sexy, dominating way our bad boy decides to finish the lesson!

Highlights

Did I miss cocky Alex doing the things he does best? Hell yes I did! After his debacle, we get to see Alex triumphant in full heel mode. Choking, slapping and abusing his student, Alex reminds us how good he is at humiliating his opponents for our viewing pleasure. This particular moment at 11:25 is all Alex:

And what about when he muffles Tyson’s mouth just because he “doesn’t like” how he sounds:

And if you need more proof, take this “Alexism” that had me smiling by mid-match: “The whole objective of winning a match is for your hair to still be perfectly coiffed after the match.”

Who Wore it Better?

Choose between this contrasting duo of sexy trunks. On one side we have those very tight shorts on Alex. Those are the style that I wanted Alex to wear on the King of the Ring match! Sometimes, they do made me forget there is a match going on, as it’s inevitable not to be distracted by that enormous bulge:

On the other side we have Tyson’s trunks which have a looser crotch fitting. I just love the bounciness of it all. It’s a different way to tease, which I find  very sexy:

Can’t decide? Me neither. While we deliberate, let’s fast forward to 16:49, when certain body parts get really close to each other creating a really suggestive moment.

Worth Noting

I love how well RHW wrestler rotation policy is working. Weeks ago I was craving some Bruce Ballard and they hit the spot with the previous release. And just days before this release I was starting to ask myself, “Where is Alex Waters?” and here we have some Alex Waters. It takes a good sense of balance and timing to keep things interesting and I think they have achieved that with their sequential use of the talents between releases.

Bottom Line

RHW inaugurates their School of Hard Knocks  with Professor Waters reminding us of what he can do. As for Tyson, let’s hope the third time is the charm, but I don’t mind those long muscles being taught throughly again and again. Sign me up for next semester!

Alex Waters vs Tyson Matthews @ Rock Hard Wrestling » finaldot

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